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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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Monkey

Bark and bite

Monkey almost choked on a banana while listening to Jeremy Vine's show today. The Vinester hosted a phone-in discussion about dogging and cottaging, following stories in the papers today suggesting police turn a blind eye to people having sex in public. About 50-minutes in, one listener "Deano in Epping Forest" complained about men having sex in the area. Apparently Epping Forest is one of the few places where adders still live. "Adders don't like disturbance so I hope adders bite these men … in the bum … or worse," said "Deano". Ouch - Monkey's eyes are watering at the very thought. Just one viewer complained though. Proving Jeremy's fans are rather more broad-minded than those in Jimmy Young's day.

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