Colton Underwood, of course, is this season’s star of the hit dating/marriage/brief-relationship-once-it’s-all-over-because-you-barely-know-each-other show, The Bachelor.
He might just have provided the most dramatic moment in the show’s history on Monday night’s episode as he hit the panic button after a date apparently went badly, jumped a fence, took off, and was never seen again.
Things can get tough when you’re trying to find a wife by dating 20 other people at the same time while only really spending a few hours alone with the person who might become your wife so, yeah, things can get pretty darn intense.
Underwood, of course, had a brief stint in the NFL as he was spent three years on various practice squads (Chargers, Raiders, Eagles) while never appearing in a game.
On Tuesday, the Buffalo Bills had some fun with Underwood and his dramatic fence jump:
And Underwood apparently liked that little joke of Bills QB Josh Allen jumping over the fence.
There’s an action/virginity joke in there somewhere but we’re gonna steer clear of that and instead present a wide range of reactions from people on Twitter:
