Assem Allam | The Gallery

'Just a man, a boat, a Tiger, and a dream to sell more kits abroad,' chuckles Bert Ayers in the first of a couple of entries on a similar theme Photograph: Photomontage

'I've been a frickin' evil chairman for 30 frickin' years! So cut me some frickin' slack,' laughs Chris Allen Photograph: Photomontage

'A nonsense song sung by a nonsense man, Big Sem still couldn't resist changing the chorus,' offer The Illustrated Game Photograph: Photomontage

'Assem Allam shows off the new Hull Tigers away kit for the 2014-15 season,' frets Glen Whall Photograph: Photomontage

'Assem Allam thought the new Hull kit design was grrrrrreat!' growls Neil Pollock Photograph: Photomontage

'It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight, rising up to the level of mid-table,' is The Illustrated Game's second entry, this time comparing the Hull City owner to Rocky Balboa Photograph: Photomontage

'If you're not on board, you can die as soon as you want,' offers Richard Biggs in the second Life Of Pi entry Photograph: Photomontage

'I think you'll find history is written by the victor,' warns Al Balmer Photograph: Photomontage

'This winter, a partial farce epic that will leave every football fan wondering: "Could my club be next?"' guffaws Greg Brown, before having to explain that 'partial farce' is a pun on 'martial arts' Photograph: Photomontage

'Mr Allam's strategy to crack the Asian market wasn't all that sophisticated in the end,' reckons Colin McArthur Photograph: Photomontage

'Assem Allam‘s critics often overlook his philanthropic support for local hospitals, schools, libraries, even the city zoo,' chortles Matt Clarke Photograph: Photomontage

Dan McGarry sent this into us for no apparent reason other than he had decided to merge Juan Mata and Wayne Rooney's faces. But it was quite good, so we stuck it in Photograph: Photomontage