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Monkey

Asian Network scores with Jodie

Hot on the trail of allegations of 'dumbing down' at the BBC, Monkey has turned to the BBC Asian Network. In their infinite wisdom, management has invited glamour model and Essex 'personality' Jodie Marsh to report from this Saturday's Premier League match between Arsenal and Wigan. Monkey is not sure how much insight Ms Marsh can add to the commentary, but feels sure she will add a little bounce to the proceedings. Said Ms Marsh: "I don't know much about football, but I love men."

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