Artur Boruc | The Gallery

'Artur had been listening to his favourite James songs on his iPod before the match,' chortles Paul Agius Photograph: Photomontage

'No need for Sunday shoes as Artur Boruc goes footloose,' laugh The Illustrated Game Photograph: Photomontage

'I think it's fair to say the judges weren't too impressed with Artur's dancing feet,' chuckles Oli Sparrow, while giving the world Mark Lawrenson-shaped nightmares Photograph: Photomontage

'After a season of inexplicably consistent displays thus far, Artur Boruc reminded us that a leopard nev ... well, you get the gist,' hoots Wayne Farry Photograph: Photomontage

'After a reasonable start it all went rapidly downhill,' notes Will Buckland, in an entry marred only slightly by him spelling Artur as Atur Photograph: Photomontage

'It's not as easy as it looks,' points out Jeff Wu Photograph: Photomontage

'Not the headless chicken,' reckons Harsha Chawhan Photograph: Photomontage

'He's a maverick wild card with history of drinking and a penchant for the unexpected,' honks John O'Donnell, referencing Archer and the goalkeeper's time in Scotland Photograph: Photmontage