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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Entertainment
Laura Barnett

Artists share their secret Santas

Father Christmas reinvented by artists
Gillian Wearing, artist
'When I was asked to make a Santa, I immediately thought of Andrew Mondia, the Santa who was sacked in November from Selfridges [for asking a woman to sit on his lap]. I wanted to create a seaside-type postcard image to illustrate the demise of Santa'
Photograph: Gillian Wearing/Guardian
Father Christmas reinvented by artists
Juergen Teller, photographer
'This is a self-portrait as Santa Claus, on the terrace of the Bauer hotel in Venice. I’m often in Venice in November and December, when it’s foggy and wintry, and the decorations in the shops and the lights in the churches make the place feel both Christmassy and melancholic'
Photograph: Juergen Teller/Guardian
Father Christmas reinvented by artists
Gerald Scarfe, cartoonist
'This is my impression of the miserable Christmas we’re facing. Gordon Brown is a Santa with nothing in his sack. His pockets are turned out, and he’s wearing a black armband mourning the economy'
Photograph: PR
Father Christmas reinvented by artists
Keane, band
'These masks are images of three statues we commissioned for our Perfect Symmetry artwork. The statues look almost perfectly like us, but in a sinister light. We’ve put hats on the masks to give you three spooky santas'
Photograph: PR/PR
Father Christmas reinvented by artists
Arthur Smith, comedian
'I’m a Scrooge at heart. To me, Christmas just means a lot of waste and excess. Half the country is miserable as hell. In fact, come to think of it, so is the other half'
Photograph: David Levene/Guardian
Father Christmas reinvented by artists
Marc Quinn, sculptor
'Santa is usually seen as an old man, but I imagine him as having a one-year lifespan. Every January 1 he’s reborn as a baby, in an eternal cycle'
Photograph: Guardian
Father Christmas reinvented by artists
Polly Borland, photographer
'It’s a surrealist image, in keeping with the rest of my work. For me, it’s reminiscent of Magritte. It’s quite wolfman like, and if a child saw this Father Christmas they would probably be a bit scared'
Photograph: Polly Borland/Guardian
Father Christmas reinvented by artists
Moby, musician
'Father Christmas is black – I think we all accepted that a while ago. And now Father Christmas is the president-elect of the United States'
Photograph: PR
Father Christmas reinvented by artists
Bob and Roberta Smith, artist
'Last year, in the village where I live, I was asked to dress up as Father Christmas and give presents to the local kids. I put on what I thought was a Scandinavian accent. When I asked what one little girl wanted for Christmas, she burst into tears. She cried, “Father Christmas is a Nazi”'
Photograph: Eamonn McCabe/Guardian
Father Christmas reinvented by artists
Isy Suttie, comedian
'I made my Santa Claus from food because it’s so integral to Christmas. His hat has carrots underneath the cranberry sauce to rein it in, and his eyebrows are mashed potato with strips of turkey on top'
Photograph: Sarah Lee/Guardian
Father Christmas reinvented by artists
Suttie: 'Making ears out of ham is harder than people make out' Photograph: Sarah Lee/Guardian
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