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Arsenal's American takeover

Arsenal takeover: The Gallery: Arsenal takeover — 'Stan Kroenke bolstered Arsenal with long-awaited spending on defence,' soothsays Daniel Arthur Photograph: Photomontage

Arsenal takeover: The Gallery: Arsenal takeover — PC Wan reckons an American owner will bring some changes to Arsenal landmarks Photograph: Photomontage

Arsenal takeover: The Gallery: Arsenal takeover — Stephen Park introduces us to Kroenkeman Photograph: Photomontage

The Gallery: Arsenal: The Gallery: Arsenal's takeover — Joby Spragg also draws inspiration from Anchorman. And morphs Samir Nasri into a mean Christina Applegate Photograph: Photomontage

The Gallery: Arsenal: The Gallery: Arsenal's takeover — 'Still the most dignified looking man in football,' declares Dashiel Parrington Photograph: Photomontage

The Gallery: Arsenal: The Gallery: Arsenal's takeover — Jason Froggett has us seeing double Photograph: Photomontage

Arsenal takeover: The Gallery: Arsenal takeover — 'If the opposition disarms, all is well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves.' That's how Robert Riddell translates it anyway Photograph: Photomontage

The Gallery: Arsenal's takeover — Alistair Sinclair's entry is slightly more to the point Photograph: Photomontage

The Gallery: Arsenal: The Gallery: Arsenal's takeover — Lenny DeValera is a McDonald's fan. And clearly Theo Walcott has become one too Photograph: Photomontage

The Gallery: Arsenal: The Gallery: Arsenal's takeover — 'It would seem that Arsène Wenger's thrifty approach chimes perfectly with Silent Stan,' sniggers Antony Berou Photograph: Photomontage

The Gallery: Arsenal: The Gallery: Arsenal's takeover — So that's where Thomas Vermaelen has been hiding all season. This courtesy of Rosman Grint
Photograph: Photomontage

Arsenal takeover: Arsenal takeover — Meanwhile Sushil Mirchandani feeds Thomas and co a few Krispy Kremes Photograph: Photomontage

The Gallery: Arsenal: The Gallery: Arsenal's takeover — 'Resistance is futile,' warns Declan Gillespie Photograph: Photomontage

Arsenal takeover: Arsenal takeover — Matt Williams and Tony Frisino bring us the Kroenkies: 'Arsène thought that Stan's takeover was fan-dabi-dozi' Photograph: Photomontage

Arsenal takeover: Arsenal takeover — Justin Boswick-Pagani's entry is fairly self-explanatory
Photograph: Photomontage

Arsenal takeover: Arsenal takeover — 'The Americans are really making an effort to take their new franchise to their hearts,' chuckles Allan Heywood Photograph: Photomontage

Arsenal takeover: Arsenal takeover — Cheerleader Nasri makes Matthew Squires feel a bit funny inside Photograph: Photomontage

Arsenal takeover: Arsenal takeover — 'Forget Captain America, here's Captain Cesc,' parps Nils Robins Photograph: Photomontage

Arsenal takeover: Arsenal takeover — Koichiro Yamamura seems slightly mesmerised by our protagonist's facial hair Photograph: Photomontage

Arsenal takeover: Arsenal takeover — And here's Steve Fuller to round things off: 'With the ground offensive stage completed, Stan Kroenke and his new board members begin the process of winning hearts, minds and championships' Photograph: Photomontage

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