Calling all small Liverpudlian, redhead girls with piercings and tattoos – Frankie Cocozza wants you. In what has to be the least believable New Year pledge, the Daily Express reports that wannabe rock star Cocozza reckons he wants to settle down, stop boozing and write some songs. The 18-year-old, known for his partying and tattooing the names of several conquests on his rear, is after a very specific partner indeed. "I want someone small, from Liverpool, with dyed red hair, piercings and tattoos." Intelligence optional.
