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The Guardian - UK
Lifestyle
Words by Zoe Williams, quiz built by Sam O'Neill

Are you happy with your partner?

Man and woman
They could have just taken our test … Photograph: Getty Images
How happy are you with your partner? – interactive quiz

What your score means

Mostly a You are in love. You don’t need me to tell you you’re in love. If you were here, you would be telling me you were in love. I would be bored, but you wouldn’t care. Because you are in love.

Mostly b If, as they say in magazines, the hot phase of the human relationship lasts 18 months to two years, I would put you somewhere on the downward curve, but there is no reason at all that you can’t string this out for decades.

Mostly c I am not saying there is anything wrong with your relationship. I’m merely saying that, were you to go to marriage guidance, and accurately describe your position, they might think that your relationship was a little off.

Mostly d It may be that you’re staying with them out of guilt, or laziness, or because you sadistically enjoy watching them having to be in a relationship with someone who dislikes them as much as you do. Get out! What’s this doing to your insides?

And how would your partner score?

Take our other test: Is your partner happy with you?

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