Arsenal
Arsenal fans follow Piers Morgan on Twitter, can be feckless and are “willing to sacrifice free time to get ahead with their careers”. Fun.
Aston Villa
Aston Villa fans have a very eclectic taste when it comes to newspapers and magazines.
Burnley
Burnley fans are interested in parenting, television and food and drink. Although they do look rather dapper.
Chelsea
Chelsea fans have dubious taste in television.
Crystal Palace
Crystal Palace fans are most likely to work in finance, real estate and property, or for the government and civil service. They must be great on first dates.
Everton
Everton fans watch a lot of football. And some Sorcerer’s Apprentice.
Hull City
Hull City fans enjoy comedy. And Jeremy Clarkson.
Leicester City
Leicester City fans love watching Rainbow, a show that has not be on TV since 1992.
Liverpool
While not applying beauty products, Liverpool fans are busy laughing at their own jokes.
Manchester City
Manchester City fans buy a lot of water.
Manchester United
A Manchester United fan actually said the words: “I enjoy watching ads with my favourite celebrities.”
Newcastle United
While not drinking Perrier water, Irn-Bru and Vimto, Newcastle fans like to shop at Greggs and eat Lurpak butter.
Queens Park Rangers
QPR fans are to be taken seriously.
Southampton
Southampton fans are rolling in it.
Stoke City
Stoke fans prioritise quality lingerie.
Sunderland
Sunderland fans hog the left wing, politically.
Swansea City
Swansea fans are not keen on the internet.
Tottenham Hotspur
Spurs fans enjoy the, er, variety of the internet.
West Bromwich Albion
West Brom fans eat like kings.
West Ham United
Ed Miliband would not be popular at West Ham.
