Yes, seriously. We're working on a feature about file sharing, and finding people who have been sued by the music industry in the UK is about as easy as, I dunno, winning a TV phone-in quiz.
So if you are, or know someone who is, someone who has been sued by the IFPI or the BPI over alleged file-sharing, get in touch (tech@guardian.co.uk). Yes, we are seriously asking. We'll protect your identity if needs be, but would obviously need to confirm a few details for the purposes of reality.