Another Ross branded a villain

Nothing gets the Daily Mail's goat quite like Jonathan Ross's bulging BBC's pay packet. But the chatshow host is leaving the corporation in the middle of this year, so who are they going to have a go at next? Oh yes, Mrs Ross – Jane Goldman – who has caused "outrage" by writing a film, called Kick-Ass, featuring a foul-mouthed girl assassin aged 11. "Now, it seems his wife is out to prove that anything he can do, she can do worse," says the Mail. The character, called Hit-Girl, "slices off people's legs and shoots bullets through a man's cheek". No word on whether she also leaves messages on people's answer machines.