I've already introduced you to Paul. Now - thanks to reader theladyisatramp commenting here - meet one of his fellow countrymen:
I have met seven Englishmen so far who are planning on moving to Australia.
Almost all of these people want to move to Perth.
Perth is a boom city these days, that's what the newspapers tell me.
I have only been to Perth for 90 minutes, also known as a transfer from international to domestic.
I can see why Perth would be the place a Londoner would want to live in.
It's pretty.
London is a great city, and trust me I don't say that easily, but it is.
Yet it's as ugly as a hat full of assholes.
Dear me. And there's more.
