I'm sure I speak for all of you when I say, hot damn, I wish Angelina would pop it already. Jesus, haven't those twins been born yet?
But it's not the length of pregnancy that irks, rather it's the way the woman will not SHUT UP about how sexy being pregnant is.
Here she is on the cover of Vanity Fair, maternity boobs hiked up her flaring nostrils, banging on about how sexy Brad finds the whole pregnancy thing. And now here she is in Entertainment Weekly claiming that pregnancy is "great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun and as a woman you're just so round and full."
Oh for Christ's sake, Angelina, we get it - you have sex. A lot of people on this planet do, too, get over yourself (no, that's Brad's job, ba boom boom, etc.)
And anyway, as my granny used to say, the wheel that makes the most noise is the one that gets the least action. Or something. You all know what I mean.
