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'André Santos's flight to Brazil took an unexpected stopover in Rome so he could swap jerseys with the outgoing Pontiff,' chuckles Brian Quinn Photograph: Photomontage

'Santos reveals his new shirt for Grêmio,' laughs Abhay Sawhney, recalling the defender's attempts to get Robin van Persie's shirt at half-time against Manchester United Photograph: Photomontage

'Good luck to Grêmio. With Santos what you see isn't always what you get,' warns Ryan Taylor Photograph: Photomontage

'They could make a movie out of this left-back saga,' chirps Clive Hutchby Photograph: Photomontage

'It didn't take long before Wenger started to have real doubts about the priorities of his Brazilian defender,' chuckles Andrew Stokes, soloing on a familiar riff Photograph: Photomontage

'As news of his transfer to Grêmio was made official, Arsenal fans (and players) all over the world rejoiced. Grêmio fans were not happy though,' reckons the worldly Owen Jones Photograph: Photomontage

Andy Gellender didn't bother with a caption, causing the sort of mild annoyance here on the desk that means we're going to pedantically point out that his Brazilian immigration official is actually wearing a US customs official's uniform Photograph: Photomontage

'André 'The Giant' Santos reacted badly to the news that Arsenal were sending him to Grêmio on loan following the signing of new left-back Nacho Monreal,' roars Enna Cooper Photograph: Photomontage