Anderson | The Gallery

'Anderson's uncanny likeness to the Predator was starting to put some of his team-mates on edge,' frets Chris Allen Photograph: Photomontage

'I hope he'll get some weight loss tips to flourish in the Premier League,' laughs Koichiro Yamamura Photograph: Photomontage

Rhys Probert included his caption in the picture itself, leaving us a little redundant down here. Ho hum. Photograph: Photomontage

'With Anderson feeling that United are flying high, they'll be looking to avoid last year's Titanic ending,' puns Jamie Read Photograph: Photomontage

'Maybe this is why Andesron, sorry Anderson, wanted to leave Manchester United?' ponders Ceiri Wyn Coker Photograph: Photomontage

'A new kit for Anderson in order to keep him away from any further injuries,' chortles Abhay Sawhney Photograph: Photomontage

'Sir Alex reminds the coaching staff: 'The boy’s been training well. I’ve promised him a starting place every game – just as soon as he runs to the top of those stairs,'' sniggers Greg Hammond Photograph: Photomontage

'Anderson's favourite ever training session at Manchester United,' cheers Louis Mills Photograph: Photomontage

'Serving Hot & Cold sauce since 2007,' reckons Tim Whitwell Photograph: Photomontage

'Fergie urges Anderson to quit his second profession to help get his United career back on track,' chuckles Will Buckland Photograph: Photomontage