We asked for a caption to accompany a picture of Celebrity Big Brother contestant George Galloway trying to use the medium of robotic-style dance to illustrate "the slight feeling of bewilderment when a small puppy won't come to you when called".
The winner:
"OK Hitchens, now let's see YOUR pathetic excuse for a pirouette!"
Posted by Tim L
Honourable mentions:
"Now do you know why I left Labour? Red has never suited me"
Posted by Tim Neale
George thinking: "No harm in doing this. Good old quality papers like the Guardian would never dream of publishing this kind of non-news anyway? After all, they are not sensationalist, superficial and going for cheap thrills, like the rest of the tabloids, right?"
Posted by Paul P
Respect, but sadly no prizes, to Tim, Tim and Paul.
Read the rest of the suggested captions here.
