I am half in love with the idea of ending each Friday afternoon with a post entitled AND ON THAT BOMBSHELL, so consider the following a sort of trial.
It is a press release from a senior account executive at an outfit called The Spa PR Company, and its fusion of the worlds of beauty therapy and marital anguish is so perfect that I think it requires no real glossing. So here it is in its entirety:
Following recent press attention and the strains of ex-wife Michelle Heaton in the Celebrity Big Brother House, Andy Scott-Lee is feeling the pressure and booking in for appointments at ARK health and beauty salon in South West London. Andy recently announced how Michelle cheated on him 10 times whilst they were married. Andy said: 'I lost respect for her. When you get married, it's for life. You give yourself to that person. I didn't know what to do. I had to live for months knowing all that shit and trying to work out what to do. She's not the person I thought I knew, she fooled me big time.' Visiting ARK in Wimbledon with his new girlfriend Lydia Louisa, the pair naturally opted for a De-stress massage to take away the stress and strains of recent events.
