Celebrity Big Brother comes to an end tonight: who will win? And what on earth will some of you do with your evenings now?
The furore over George Galloway has almost obliterated the pre-BB frenzy that the red tops tried to create over Barrymore. Could he possibly win?
Is the post-modernist joke that is Chantelle so brilliant that she could win? And then become a 'real-life' celebrity?
Are Pete Burns' fans capable of overcoming those deeply upset by his poison-tongued personality? And his monkey coat (we know that Organ Grinder's simian pal is pretty hacked off with Burns).
And where can Channel 4 go now with the Big Brother franchise? This celebrity version has reached parts of the media that have previously cocked a snook at this reality TV circus, thanks to Galloway - copious coverage in the Guardian, and on this morning's Today programme, a mention in Thought for the Day and a debate featuring Ann Widdicombe and Mark Borkowski on where the Respect MP's career goes now. How you gonna top that, Channel 4?
The latest odds from SportingOdds put Chantelle Houghton in the lead at 1/10 with Preston at 8, Michael Barrymore 16, Maggot 20, Pete Burns 50 and Traci Bingham at 100.
Maggot? Preston? Traci? God help us. But, today is your last chance to speak out, to log on to the BB website, to care, to vote!
