Sorry, we forgot something. Lindsay, surfing the current Justice and Simian Mobile Disco vibe, is at last kowtowing to the pleas of literally billions and making, yes, a dance album. Sweet Jesus, you are kind to a poor lamb!
Intriguingly, she intends to promote it with "a Madonna-style show." But what, Marina and I puzzle, scratching our collective head, can LiLo mean by this? Masturbating in a black and cocktail book? Giving head to a Perrier bottle while gawked by her backing dancers? Gyrating as a pensioner in front of billions to prove that this little blue and white sphere is worth saving? Hell, any of the above would work for us.
