• Shizzle, the Snoop Dogg Dizzle, may soon be able to enter the United Kingdizzle (via BBC)
• The video for Goldfrapp's new single, Rocket, tells us that messing with Alison is a bad idea (via YouTube)
• Jessica Simpson keeps her cool on Oprah when the words John and Mayer come up (via CelebTV.com)
• Got no friggin' idea who Justin Bieber is? Here's everything you need to know (via Idolator)
• There's not an inch of Cheryl Cole's life left unexamined; here's what her nose means (via Daily Mail)
• Run! Hide! Cover your ears! Fiddy wants to re-record Mysterious Girl with Peter Andre (via Digital Spy)
• Kesha, we'd still rather watch Britney mime than hear you sing (via Social Lite Life)
• Chilli from TLC gets her own reality TV show (via That Grape Juice)