A prize of as yet undecided form to the first person who can accurately decode the below headline from the Sunday Sport. For total fairness we shall lay it out exactly as it was in yesterday's paper:
TV Kat Horse
Drug Hell
Tricky, yes, so to give you a bit of help we shall make it multiple choice.
Is it:
1) Blue tongue disease has struck a domestic pet and, in an unexpected development, morphed it into a farm animal. It is now on a drugs trial that, in a tragic echo of the 2006 Northwick Park Hospital disaster, has turned it into the elephant man
2) The Blue Peter cat has been given its proper name as voted for by its viewers, Horse, and, out of an understandable sense of mortification and trauma, has taken to the hard stuff
3) Cat Deeley, who has adopted the American spelling of her name to crack the LA reality TV market, has bought a horse. Unfortunately, as is often the case with those Beverly Hills residents, the horse is already on the Oxycontin
4) A soap star has taken some drugs.
Send in your answers pronto - this as yet undecided present won't hang around forever! - and any other suggestions welcome
