Amr Zaki

"Amr Zaki was in deNile about those big-four transfer rumours," chuckles Blake Gladman Photograph: n/a

It's the attention to detail that makes this effort from Dan Myers stand out, right down to the time the auction ends ... Photograph: n/a

Clever, Adrian Moore, very clever. Photograph: n/a

"I dance for you my Queen ..." Has Stuart Goodacre got the inside scoop on Zaki's January destination? Looking at the league table, probably not. Photograph: n/a

"Before being reincarnated as a Wigan striker Zaki was a certain big jawed Bond villain," reveals Thomas Nycz-Losi. Photograph: n/a

"Zaki had certainly added a sting to Latics' attack this season!" writes John Barry, slapping his thighs and rocking with merriment Photograph: n/a

Rafael Benitez looks intrigued but Harry Redknapp downright disgusted in this entry from Vinny Maddage. Photograph: n/a

John Barry takes a different tack. "Zaki seemed to be enjoying life in Wigan," he titters. Photograph: n/a

Paul Berry showcases the best Photoshop skills of this week's bunch. And wins extra points for the pie. "Steve Bruce trys the Mido touch to get Zaki to stay," he parps. Photograph: n/a

"Steve Bruce and Dave Whelan decided there was only one man in the world who would be able to succeed in negotiating the peaceful signing of a contract with Israeli super-agent Pini Zahavi and Egyptian striker Amr Zaki," chuckles William Wilson. For those of you not aufait with late 1970s geo-politics, that's peanut-farming, Nobel Peace prize-winning one-term president Jimmy Carter. And those of you who are familiar with the Camp David Accords will find William's effort very clever indeed. Photograph: n/a

"We sphinx he's very good," giggles Alec Bartlett, grasping his sides to prevent them from splitting Photograph: n/a