And to think, only yesterday we were excited about owning Rihanna's umbrella (ella, ella, eh - OK, we'll stop now, but can you blame an aging hack for trying to cling on to the final threads of youth? Well? Can you?) Frankly, bugger Rihanna, we want Britney's brolly!
That's right folks, now you can own the famous Ford Explorer and umbrella brandished by Britney when she went postal back in February, mouth agape in anger, bald scalp glinting with the light of paparazzi flashbulbs.
Just think of the fun re-enactment games you could play on a quiet Wendesday night! Dammit, just think of the cultural legacy! You can't put a price on that - although, actually, you can because bidding for this literally invaluable double helping of history starts at a mere $25,000. But that's an annual salary in Britney's home state, you protest? Please. An annual salary lasts, what, like a year? This hot number will last a LIFETIME.
Though to be honest, Marina and I are saving up for OJ's Bronco
