Stop what you’re doing - we may just have the good news that you’ve been waiting for. No we’re still in lockdown due to Coronavirus but, we might have found a way to make it better.
You can now get five litres, or a keg’s worth of 8% ABV Pornstar Martini delivered to your door courtesy of Giraffe Cocktails at Amazon. If that’s not going to keep you going whilst bars are shut, we don’t know what will.
Now the nation’s favourite cocktail doesn’t come cheap as it will set you back £99.99 and because of the heafty weight, you will need to pay an extra £5 for delivery - but you can’t put a price on happiness, right?
The best part is you don’t even need to leave the house to get it either. Just make sure you have ID at the ready as you might need it to make sure you're of age once it arrives.
It says it contains about 31 servings - so price per cocktail, that’s about £3.22 a drink and cheaper than Whetherspoons’ happy hour. But no judgement here if it doesn’t last quite the 31 servings.
The keg comes with a tap ready for pouring into a glass, mug, mouth - whatever.
If Pornstar Martini isn’t for you, why not treat yourself to a 5 litre keg of ‘ Gin Garden ’ might do the trick. Described as a "fresh" and “fruity aroma of apples combined with a tart twist of rhubarb”. Now is it just us or does that scream summer?
The 10.5% ABV keg is also priced at £99.99 - hopefully this will keep you going for the weekend at least.
Or better yet, how about Espresso Martini? Priced at £110, the 11% ABV contains 35 servings - that's £3.14 a drink and perfect for coffee (and vodka) lovers.
If you want more than cocktails, we’ve found all the websites that are delivering everything from beer, wine, spirits, champagne and more straight to your door - with some offering free delivery.
