Alvaro Negredo | The Gallery

'Football fans won't need to wait until summer to see this blockbuster production,' hoots Colin McArthur in this masterclass of photoshoppery that only loses points for the omission of the cedila on Barça. That's 'Bartha!' Photograph: Photomontage

'Negredo got the wrong end of the stick when pundits suggested he could become the next "Shearer,"' honks Chris Allen Photograph: Photomontage

'He ain't called 'The Beast for nothing,' scribble The Illustrated Game Photograph: Photomontage

'Waltzing their way through a defence near you soon,' enthuses Ben Somner in this Disney-inspired masterpiece Photograph: Photomontage

One for our Spanish-speaking readers: 'It's Alvaro y las Aldillas, which translates as, you've guessed it, Alvin and the Chipmunks,' hoots Russ Poore Photograph: Photomontage

John O'Donnell couldn't really be bothered with a caption but it's safe to say he's a fan of X-Men Photograph: Photomontage

'Why always you,' offers Cesar Souto Photograph: Photomontage

'Three pictures, one player ... This could take off I think,' reckons Glen Whall Photograph: Photomontage