On the grounds that there haven't been a whole lot of laughs out of the whole healthcare reform thing, here's The Onion:
In response to President Obama's call for compromise, several lawmakers have concocted their own health care reform bills. Here are some provisions of the top contenders:
• Griffith-Cantor Bill: Low-income families would be allowed to huddle outside hospital windows in the cold and look at wealthier families receiving care
• Grayson Bill: Rep Alan Grayson will personally punch in the face any insurance executive who turns down a valid claim
