Alternative Hair Show: Wigging out in Moscow

A model waits backstage, pondering how she's going to get through the door without destroying a classic hairstyle Photograph: Denis Sinyakov/Reuters

Well, it's going to be hard to fit up the chimney with THAT coat on Photograph: Sergei Chirikov/EPA

You've seen the film Mars Attacks!, right? Photograph: Denis Sinyakov/Reuters

'Now flap your arms and make a noise like a chicken,' the photographer said. Elena wondered just how many crows it would take before she was picked for the Gucci show Photograph: Denis Sinyakov/Reuters

The crowd were entertained by the One Man Band, who had found an innovative new way to play the cymbals Photograph: Sergei Chirikov/EPA

When a jellyfish suddenly lands on your head, it requires the sensitive touch of an expert to remove it ... Photograph: Denis Sinyakov/Reuters

Last seen on a trance-themed Camden market stall circa 1996 Photograph: Sergei Chirikov/EPA

Some people must insist on taking up all the available room Photograph: Denis Sinyakov/Reuters

Didn't your parents tell you? NEVER put a plastic bag over your head Photograph: Sergei Chirikov/EPA

Priscilla Queen of the Desert was quickly whisked back to the West End whence she had escaped Photograph: Sergei Chirikov/EPA