Word of the Abbott government’s proposal of a “windfarm commissioner” – to determine their visual appeal, perhaps – has been received with glee on Twitter, where suggestions for further appointments are being corralled with the hashtag #allthecommissioners.
Some of our favourites are below – let us know in the comments what other commissioners you’d like to see Tony Abbott appoint.
Australia's new wind farm commissioner #allthecommissioners pic.twitter.com/eDo1Mhmvjp
— Puzzlepunk (@puzzlepunk) June 18, 2015
A Commissioner for Overtaking in the Inside Lane. #allthecommissioners
— Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian) June 18, 2015
Commissioner for Working out How Many Flags We Need. #allthecommissioners
— Adm. Hollingworth (@AtomicMPC) June 18, 2015
Please consider my application to be the Commissioner for Complaints That The Simpsons Is Not As Good As It Was. #allthecommissioners
— Ian Whitney (@iancwhitney) June 18, 2015
Commissioner for Mindless Distractions So Everyone Forgets the Children in Detention #allthecommissioners
— alex dante (@alexdante) June 18, 2015
Commissioner for ABC Comedy. #allthecommissioners pic.twitter.com/kSj6ey2q1a
— Douglas Netchurch (@DNetchurch) June 18, 2015
Commissioner for Dog Whistling #allthecommissioners
— Unhinged rhetoric PM (@tumbowl) June 18, 2015
Kommissioner for Kool-Aid #allthecommissioners
— On-water Matters™ (@Ronnie1924) June 18, 2015
Young People Today Commissioner #allthecommissioners
— Dawnstar Australis (@dawnstarau) June 18, 2015
A Commissioner for people walking slowly side by side on crowded footpaths #allthecommissioners
— Brad Sprigg (@bradsprigg) June 18, 2015
Commissioners for Hollow Statements worthy of Repetition and Worthy of Repetition. #allthecommissioners
— Baronet GeoffToholka (@geofftoholka) June 18, 2015
Commissioner for Labor's fault #allthecommissioners
— Writer in Residence (@MikeCullen73) June 18, 2015
