And so, in ascending order of importance:
3. Vin Diesel will revisit his role as Xtreme-sports-lunk-turned-Xtremely-unconvincing-spy Xander Cage in XXX:3. Or XXX: III, if the producers have any sense.
1=. Jean Claude Van Damme has signed on for Universal Soldier 3
1=. Steven Seagal has hinted he may do the same for Under Siege 3.
Yes, not only has JCVD – currently sequestered in the intensive care wing of a Thai dog hospital – agreed to (with or without Dolph Lundgren) reprise his reanimated, robo-Vietnam vet, but Seagal might once again give us his Casey Ryback in a third installment of the culinary-accented action franchise that IS Under Siege - and the best bit is, he wants it to feature aliens.
This pretty much constitutes a perfect day for Lost in Showbiz, so do NOT attempt to rain on my parade in any way.
