The funniest standup I’ve ever seen …
Regrettably, Rose Matafeo.
The funniest sketch I’ve ever seen …
Mother and Son by Nichols and May. I’ll be honest, there’s probably funnier ones out there, but this was an early favourite.
The funniest book I’ve ever read …
In Cold Blood – but it hasn’t aged well.
The funniest TV show I’ve ever seen …
Well, 30 Rock. It’s wildly funny. But also The Nanny, and I will go to battle to defend that statement.
The funniest film I’ve ever seen …
Borat. But I was 17 and I never thought that over a decade later I’d be asked this question and have to publicly admit that.
The funniest person I know …
I refuse to answer this question for political reasons.
The funniest heckle I’ve ever had …
Once I was doing a joke about masturbation and someone yelled: “But you’re wearing a cardigan.” I guess they presumed that because I was wearing a cardigan I didn’t also masturbate. And to an extent they were right: I never wore the cardigan while masturbating.
The funniest item of clothing I’ve ever owned …
I take all my clothes very seriously.
The funniest meal I’ve ever eaten …
Scrambled eggs – cos they’re all scrambled up. Put yourself together properly and at least try and present as an egg.
The funniest hairstyle I’ve ever had …
When I was seven, I used to slick my hair back with water, and then leave a middle strain but comb the sides down. Almost like a highway running over the top of my head. I was a very lonely child.
The funniest dream I’ve ever had …
I once gave Danny DeVito oral sex. I don’t know if I’d describe it funny; I thought it was really very good.
The funniest word...
Cummerbund. A very funny word for a very silly invention.
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