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The Guardian - UK
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Alex Ferguson's new assistant

Sir Alex Ferguson's new assistant
"First on the agenda for Fergie and his new assistant is a little chat with Ronaldo," guffaws Alexandra Garman Photograph: x
Sir Alex Ferguson's new assistant
Alfonso Elvira is under no illusions about who's in charge at Old Trafford Photograph: x
Sir Alex Ferguson's new assistant
"Sir Alex needs someone who is used to dealing with the whims and follys of his demanding employer and is willing to speak to the BBC," quips Andrew Ferguson Photograph: x
Sir Alex Ferguson's new assistant
"Deep underneath Old Trafford, Dr Fergustein's search for a new assistant is at an end," sniggers Chris McMillan Photograph: x
Sir Alex Ferguson's new assistant
"Now, Cristiano, either you stay here or I'll really give you something to cry about," chortles Ian Davies Photograph: x
Sir Alex Ferguson’s new assistant manager
"At last," exclaims John Barry, "Fergie has found his ideal assistant!" Photograph: x
Sir Alex Ferguson’s new assistant manager
"Having appointed his new assistant Mini-Mac, evil Dr Fergie could now proceed with his plans for world domination," guffaws John Barry Photograph: x
Sir Alex Ferguson’s new assistant manager
"Sir Alex reckoned that all he really needed a No2 for was to answer the boy Crooks' questions," says John O'Reilly without moving his lips Photograph: x
Sir Alex Ferguson’s new assistant manager
"I'm wondering when the old man will stop looking for fortune and glory," writes Reuben Duffy, echoing the sentiments of Arsène Wenger, Rafael Benítez and Luiz Felipe Scolari Photograph: x
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