Readers may remember the ongoing feud between Piers Morgan and Alan Carr. Yesterday we reported how the former Mirror editor had taken a pop at the Channel 4 chatshow host in the Sun, describing him, among many other things, "as annoying as the Crankies". Carr has now hit back, saying he refuses to be "drawn into an argument with someone whose face resembles a butternut squash". Truly, it's turning into one of the bust-ups of the millennium.
