They say the best form of defence is attack.
It's clear Alan Brazil agrees after he went on the offensive to wind up Ally McCoist on Friday morning.
The Celtic -daft pundit watched his own team get hammered 4-1 by Sparta Prague last night and yet couldn't resist trolling his on-air pal.
McCoist's Rangers European goal record was broken by Alfredo Morelos after the striker notched in the Ibrox side's dramatic 3-3 draw with Benfica.
And Brazil sprung a surprise on his talkSPORT Breakfast Show, declaring he'd secured an exclusive "interview" with the Colombian.
But it quickly became apparent something wasn't quite right.
The content of the so-called interview was quite obviously NOT the 23-year-old striker, but rather an attempt to bait McCoist into a response.
Perhaps even scripted by Brazil himself, the clip featured a joke interpreter supposedly translating what "Morelos" was saying.
The clip went as follows: "It's a pleasure to bring a point back to Glasgow and break records doing so.
"But, I have to be honest, I hadn't actually heard of this McCoist character before tonight.
"I recognised the photos of Gazza and Souey that are up at Ibrox but I thought the other guy was the kit man.
"Are you sure he actually played as a striker?
"It only took me three years to beat his record and apparently he played for 15 years.
"Anyway, I'd also like to thank all the messages of support I've received - I even got a text from Neil Lennon.
"Maybe he won't be so lippy on the touchline now. I'm not really sure what that one means.
"But I'm very pleased and I hope the Rangers fans are happy back home."
You can listen to the full clip above - but make sure you nab a pinch of salt before hitting play.
