Ladies and gentlemen.... she's out.
We can only hope the videorazzi were on hand to film Paris's historic long walk to freedom, as she emerged from the prison gates after an interminable 3-day incarceration, to proceed with infinite nobility toward her blacked-out Escalade, holding the paw of Tinkerbell and acknowledging the jubilant crowds as she passed.
It is as hard to judge why Paris has been freed at this stage as it is to gauge whether or not she will be able to adapt to a modern world almost unrecognisable from that which she left behind.
But when we know more, so might you.
