The funniest standup I’ve ever seen …
Bill Burr’s helicopter tour routine on his Netflix special. It’s not just hilarious, it’s also the most incredibly performed, technically written bit I’ve seen.
The funniest TV show I’ve ever seen …
Friends. I’ll argue with anyone who disagrees on this. It’s still shown on TV every day for, like, 12 hours. That type of longevity is unparalleled.
The funniest heckle I’ve ever had …
At my tour show in Warrington recently. I did a joke about how nobody enjoys the taste of alcohol the first 93 times you try it; a woman said: “Like anal!”
The funniest item of clothing I’ve ever owned …
A pair of leather shorts. No further questions, your honour.
The funniest hairstyle I’ve ever had …
I tried to pull off a mohawk for a bit in school. My mates destroyed me for it. A ridiculous mistake.
The funniest dream I’ve ever had …
I was at a cocktail party with Bruce Forsyth, Michael Jackson and the Cheeky Girls. We decided to form a five-a-side football team, then we won a tournament at my old school. Yes, I’d been drinking.
The funniest thing that shouldn’t be funny …
Almost everything I’ve ever been sent in a WhatsApp group.
The funniest word …
Earstril. It’s a word that doesn’t actually exist, but my girlfriend once convinced me was the name for earhole. Yes, I’m an idiot.
