Adam and Joe write Grazia song

If Monkey writes about Adam and Joe's BBC 6Music show once more, you might begin to think they are paying him a retainer. But we have a good excuse, because the topic for this week's Song Wars - in which the pair each write a song about a particular topic - was none other than Grazia magazine. "If you are clever or a bit stupid you might have a copy of Grazia," explained Joe, helpfully, before playing his song, This Week in Grazia, based on the mag's contents page. And it's sheer genius, featuring as it does the "great A-list baby race" and "15 new secret wrinkle busters have landed". Adam's effort, called Too Beautiful For a Cranky Old Bag Like Me, was equally ambitious but may divide opinion a little. Hear for yourselves here, clicking on listen again and skipping forward to 36 minutes. Now chaps, about that retainer...