'I'm fairly sure that when I checked the Gallery last Tuesday at first light it requested Wilfried Bony. So I did a Wilfried Bony. Then I saw you wanted Aaron Ramsey. With creative juices dry and time a-wasting I thought up a half baked Robocop/Six Million Dollar Man "We can rebuild hiiiim" theme and then thought "Sod it, a bizarre National Beard and Moustache Championships montage will be better"' waffles Mike Taylor who, to be fair, is spot on Photograph: Photomontage'Carlo Ancelotti wonders if he signed the right Welshman,' titters Roy ProbertPhotograph: Photomontage'Now yours to own on DVD, the incredible story of how Arsène Wenger orchestrated Ramsey's journey from leg break to league's best, and all for half the price of Gervinho' booms Tom Donaldson Photograph: Photomontage
Mark Judd keeps it simple in this illustration of how the Welshman sexed up his game Photograph: Photomontage'Up to their old tricks again …" guffaws Lee Van-Baaaren. Photograph: PhotomontagePhotograph: Photomontage
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