Pete and Kate to marry in the Silent Disco. The Cure to play the Jazz Stage at 3 in the afternoon. Delia Smith been spotted eating margarita pizzas and absolutely LOVING them.
None of these rumours has been going around Glastonbury this weekend. You get the feeling the mud is responsible, but we still live in hope of the Libertines reunion (Noel Gallagher's rumoured acoustic set failed to materialise this morning and as for REM opening the Park Stage today - fahgettaboutit!)
Instead, we'll have to make do with a pic of Lethal Bizzle happy with his new sunglasses (you should have seen his face after marching around on site for an hour and a half trying to get from one stage to another)
