
Northamptonshire-headquartered Weetabix, which also makes Alpen, Weetos and Oatibix, dates back to 1932 and was family-owned until 2003
There are many biscuits which make a perfect teatime snack, be it shortbread, custard creams or a good old Hobnob. But a tier list from Macmillan Cancer Support has people scratching their heads, after the charity chose to list Weetabix as a biscuit in the ‘Average Joe’ category.
In a post on Twitter on Wednesday, the organisation – who are due to hold their annual coffee morning fundraiser later this month – said that “we’ve rated the nation’s most loved biscuits, so you don’t have to”.
Then came the tier list, with some of the nation’s favourite biscuits split into four big categories: OG, first-class, Average Joe and bottom of the barrel.
Working your way down the list, chocolate fingers, shortbread, bourbons and cookies all make the top of the list.
Meanwhile fig rolls, chocolate digestives, party rings and madeleines are all first-class, apparently.
Garibaldis, Jaffa Cakes and rich teas are all dubbed ‘average joes’, as well as the controversial Weetabix.
However, it’s ginger nuts, Jammie Dodgers, custard creams and pink wafers which hit rock bottom in the ‘bottom of the barrel’ tier.
For the record, Weetabix’s official website lists the food as a cereal, but that hasn’t stopped people from asking who on earth eats them as a biscuit:
The bottom row are all my favourites. And why the hell this there a weetabix there?! I need a lie down.
— Jess Rushton (@Jessicamarie187) September 15, 2021
Hey @BFBSRadioHQ, I think you should ask your listeners tomorrow whether they think @weetabix belong in a biscuit barrel or not ...
— Mercian Regiment (@MercianRegiment) September 15, 2021
I just want to know who is eating weetabix like a biscuit https://t.co/XKtPAcy5ic
— #EndSars 🇳🇬 (@ArtemisEmpress) September 15, 2021
First of all Weetabix should be lower than bottom barrel, secondly put some respect on custard creams https://t.co/XKkLHv1W5R
— mrs nya rihmeek williams 💋 (@itssnyawan) September 15, 2021
Me after munching on a dry Weetabix https://t.co/EtnCMxosMf pic.twitter.com/Ht3z3D3xdd
— Tom (@TSR98_) September 15, 2021
I want to meet @macmillancancer's social media manager and shake them firmly by the hand, because the utterly insane addition of both Weetabix and Madeleines to this new "*biscuit* rating" chart is causing the sort of kerfuffle most social managers envy.
— Owen Williams 🏴 (@OwsWills) September 15, 2021
Clever. Very clever. https://t.co/BDYfaCljyL
Oh aye cause a just fuckin love dipping Weetabix into a cuppa https://t.co/Hpjy6jU9YX
— Kieran Ashton 🏴🇧🇪 (@kieran_ashton1) September 15, 2021
weetabix being ranked as a biscuit is a heinous act https://t.co/ybNeXeFd4x
— Alex Young (@alexyoungyyy4) September 15, 2021
who’s eating dry weetabix????? own up pic.twitter.com/xvoZR9qe4p
— Van Dijk’s ting 🤚🏾 (@boegranola) September 15, 2021
The bottom row are all my favourites. And why the hell this there a weetabix there?! I need a lie down.
— Jess Rushton (@Jessicamarie187) September 15, 2021
Other people were just unhappy with the list as a whole:
Macmillan, I love you, but you're drunk.
— Sarah Kav (@scousey) September 15, 2021
@metpoliceuk I need to report a crime
— Jen (@jenandmylo) September 15, 2021
Erm, Macmillan... we have a few issues with this ranking!
— Comic Relief (@comicrelief) September 15, 2021
Next thing we know, you'll be telling us the milk goes in before the teabag 🙄
No disrespect to Macmillan but I’m a biscuit connoisseur and this is balls. Madeleine is cake and who the heck put Weetabix in there?
— D.L.Marshall 🏂 🚗 ⛴ (@DLMWrites) September 15, 2021
Pink wafer is top league, bourbon and fig rolls bottom of the barrel, where is malted milk and Hobnob, I’m too angry to continue
This has given me a headache its insanity I need to have a lie down...insanity I tells ya
— 🦋Beverley Butterfly🦋 (@bloomingmindxx) September 15, 2021
And then, of course, the biscuit - or not-quite-biscuit - brands themselves got involved:
We can only assume Hobnobs are on the celestial tier above OG?
— McVitie's (@McVities) September 15, 2021
😉
Biscuits? Average Joe?
— Jaffa Cakes (@jaffacakes) September 15, 2021
How very dare you.
Weetabix themselves, however, are yet to respond to their placement on the list.
Hopefully it doesn’t end in tiers.