Has going free brought down the quality of the London Evening Standard? Today's "news extra" edition, soon to become extinct with the loss of up to 20 jobs, features a vox pop about Christmas shopping. In it, 18-year-old Emily Wilson looks suspiciously like a middle-aged man – complete with grey beard. A case of mistaken identity on the part of the paper, Monkey hopes. "We've just had a glass of Moët at Selfridges so are feeling very festive now," Emily, shopping with her mother, tells the Standard. Perhaps she'll sober up when she sees her picture.