But where's his water pistol? A man in a pink cowboy hat swims in the Elbe river in Dresden, GermanyPhotograph: Jens Meyer/APLook, the fancy dress isn't great, but he's made an effort! People throw vegetables at the Jarramplas as he makes his way through the streets beating his drum during the Jarramplas festival in Piornal, SpainPhotograph: Pablo Blazquez Dominguez/Getty ImagesPerhaps some decking and a few window boxes might cheer them up a bit. Newly built houses in Dadun village, Lingshui Li autonomous county, Hainan province, ChinaPhotograph: Reuters
Looking more like a chihaha, a female chihuahua named Grizett wears a fashion item during an event in TokyoPhotograph: Itsuo Inouye/APIs that what's known as a snowplough? Nul points for technique as Daiki Ito of Japan fails to start and slides down the course at the Ski Jumping World Cup in Sapporo, JapanPhotograph: The Asahi Shimbun/Getty ImagesThey told him at the interview that he would be cleaning a goldfish bowl. A diver cleans the shark tank at the Resorts World Sentosa's Marine Life Park, SingaporePhotograph: Wong Maye-E/APLucky she didn't have eight! A puppy sleeps on its mother's back in the Haresta neighbourhood of Damascus Photograph: Goran Tomasevic/ReutersEr, what did that weather forecast say? A group of contestants wait for a wave during the Mavericks Invitational surf competition in Half Moon Bay, CaliforniaPhotograph: Stephen Lam /ReutersSki jumping Polish-style this time. It's the highlander carnival skiring race in Bialy Dunajec in the Tatra mountains, Poland. Surely they don't take the horse down the high jump?Photograph: Grzegorz Mormot/EPAAvert your gaze! A worker cleans a sculpture by the Colombian artist Fernando Botero in MedellínPhotograph: Albeiro Lopera/ReutersThe last time we saw those specs was on Elton John at Watford FC in 1982, surely? A Democratic Republic of the Congo supporter at the 2013 Africa Cup of Nations football match against GhanaPhotograph: Stephane De Sakutin/AFP/Getty ImagesNo, I'm sorry, that's just too easy. Boris Johnson speaks at the Mansion House in the City of LondonPhotograph: Anthony Devlin/PA
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