And now, Monkey's classified football results. Well, one of them anyway, after Zoo magazine took on Men's Health in a hard-fought (in a nice way) clash at somewhere called Paddington Rec. Anyway, the two teams failed to live up to their stereotypes after the hard-drinking layabouts of Zoo triumphed over their superfit rivals 2-1, with the Zoo keeper (see what we've done there?) saving a last minute penalty to preserve an unlikely win. Next month Zoo take on Nuts, while Smash Hits plays Saga. We made the last one up, obviously.
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