I know that linking to bits from The Onion is so 1999. But it still hits the dark satire thing right on the nail:
Nation's Presidential Assassins Still Undecided
While a majority of the nation's assassins remain uncommitted, some political analysts believe they have begun leaning toward a candidate. Clinton remains a favorite among white assassins over 50 and a small but loyal commune of supporters hiding out in rural Colorado. But some speculate that Obama may be able to surpass her with his cross-demographic appeal.
