A goat, a pagan and a letter to the editor

These are the opening sentences of a letter to the editor of the Gloucestershire Gazette: "I am writing with reference to an article that appeared on the Gazette's website entitled Devil worship fears as goat is found in ditch. The first line of the narrative... suggested that this was a 'pagan-style' ritual. As a pagan myself, I was appalled... There are many misconceptions as to what pagans are about and I would like... to enlighten your readers..." And, should you seek such enlightenment, there's enough to put a smile on any goat's face. (Via Gloucestershire Gazette)