A definition of newspaper hypocrisy

I can do no better than repeat verbatim this item by the Press Gazette's entertainingly acerbic diarist, Grey Cardigan:

The Daily Mail's take on the Wayne Rooney affair:

Miss Wood, 23, a university lecturer's daughter, and Miss Thompson, 21, the privately-educated child of a wealthy oil company executive, have turned out to be flag-bearers for the celebrity-mad, lascivious culture that has consumed the nation.

And at the bottom of the piece?

Have you got a story on a celebrity? Call the Daily Mail showbusiness desk on 0207 938 6364 or 0207 938 6683

Brilliant!