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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
World
Neil McIntosh

"A dangerous combination"

Barbara from Louisville, KY, tells us that she "just drove in from a meeting and almost nobody was on the roads. The tension about this election is from every direction." But she warns, to general consternation around the office: "Go easy on the pizza and sushi, OK? Sounds like a dangerous combination." Dangerous? But nobody warned us!

Meanwhile Colm Maguire emails, somewhat unhappy, from the south of France. "I'm damned if I am going to wake up to another morning of Mr Bush," he insists. "Could you not just tell the world Kerry won and we can all go sleep? Sorry I know it doesn't work like that... or does it?"

Sorry Colm - we could tell you, but then we have to force you to eat eat Sushi and pizza. Fact is, the whole election charade has been nothing but a ruse for Big Media ratings. Whoops...

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