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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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Andrew Brown

A cultural landmark

If you don't know what lolcats are, this may not make much sense. Equally, if you don't know and treasure the book of Ecclesiastes, you may be further puzzled. But for those who know both, this is wonderful: the lolcat Bible has reached Ecclesiastes, and translated that marvellous statement of despair into purest geek:

Has happen? Gunna be agin. Nuthing new undur teh sunz. Kitteh can not sez "OMFGZ sumthing new!" is jus REPOST!

Which is a nicely self-contradictory thing to post, because it makes the second new thing under the sun today.

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