Here's a gem from the Daily Record's Pat Roller column about a story that appeared in the Cumbernauld News, though it doesn't appear on that paper's website, perhaps unsurprisingly.
"If you have recently lost a brown/black longhair cat with a red collar, Cumbernauld woman Elizabeth Nikplavlovic contacted the News to say she had found one and wanted to put the owner's mind at rest. Unfortunately, the cat had been hit by a car before Elizabeth found it lying beside the Seafar ring road and it had to be put down. Elizabeth is happy to speak to the cat's owner."
