Glaucoma sufferers, count yourselves lucky. You'll be in the minority of people able to avoid the sight of the nation's favourite fashion harridans, Trinny and Susannah baring all for the new series of Undress the Nation. Somewhat disturbingly they have created blue, rubber moulds of their bottoms for the show. One can only speculate (or perhaps not) at the possible uses producers will find for the latex arse casts - a new tit hammock, to be shamefully viewed in the 360 degree mirror perchance?
Of course, this development prompted a Google search to see which other celebs had made moulds of body parts. No surprise then to find that as recently as last month one of the playboy bunnies made a 'special' present for beau Hugh Heffner's birthday dessert. One simply can't imagine just how thrilled the 82-year-old Playboy magazine mogul must have been to receive Kendra Wilkinson's gift. Kendra (she's the blonde artistic one) said:
I moulded my [butt], so I could call it 'chocolate starfish'. It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle.
Will Maltesers ever be the same again?
If Hugh wanted to give a little (cough) something back to Kendra he could do worse than pay a visit to Cynthia P Caster's website where a 100% accurate plaster mould of Jimi Hendrix's penis can be bought for the princely sum of $1,500. We know it's 100% accurate because of the documented evidence of provenance on the website:
Jimi's pubes got stuck in the mold because I didn't lube them enough. I spent the next 15 minutes pulling out each individual hair one by one, while he had intercourse with just the right sized repository -- his negative impression! This unexpected delay made him late for his show that evening, where he was seen scratching his crotch a lot onstage.
Words fail us.
